teensquotess:

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quentintortellini:

gotta love this text predictor

quentintortellini:

gotta love this text predictor

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stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

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rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

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condommodel:

check out this picture of a floating head

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my favorite line of all time

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trophic:

trophic:

i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent

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ok i cant stop laughing omfg

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I’M SCREAMING

No need to scream, Olivia.

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remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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